 | Cinematic Titanic's BLOOD OF THE VAMPIRES – DVD The Escodero family is cursed! The mother, whom the Escodero children assumed to be dead, is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all hell breaks loose...literally! The mother bites the son, who grows fangs and becomes consumed with blood lust. Meanwhile, all this Vampire activity wreaks havoc on the daughter's romance with her handsome, dashing fiance. It all leads to a foray into the occult that ultimately proves true love can live on forever, but not before a mob of angry villagers and avenging priests take on the Devil himself in a climactic battle between good and evil. Set in nineteenth century Mexico and performed by a Filipino cast, "Blood of the Vampire" has something for everyone: blood-soaked action for the guys, tender romance for the ladies, and unleashed demonic rage for the frightened child within us all. Item usually ships within 3-5 business days. Price: $14.99  |
 | Cinematic Titanic's FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE OF FREAKS – DVD Things get a bit randy in this updated version of Mary Shelley's immortal classic about er... ah... um... immortality. Why can't Dr. Frankenstein get a break? Just as our resident mad scientist is about to bring his creature back to life, he is forced to use a sub-standard brain and – you guessed it – everything runs amok. Along the way, we meet Ook and Goliath, two club-thumping Neanderthals; Genz, a revenge-obsessed dwarf; Maria and Krista, two dead-sexy biology students back from college; and Kreegin, the hunch-backed cook who has more than a passing resemblance to Abe Vigoda. The Cinematic Titanic crew, originators of movie riffing, are brought in for this, their sixth feature, and offer more hilarious commentary as they set their sights on a Frankenstein's castle chock full of angry villagers, grave robbers, and skinny dippers. Item usually ships within 3-5 business days. Price: $14.99 |
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Cinematic Titanic's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS – DVD The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth?s North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn?t go according to plan, and there?s plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Available worldwide. Item usually ships within 3-5 business days. Price: $14.99 |
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Cinematic Titanic's LEGACY OF BLOOD – DVD The Dean family patriarch has died and left a fortune to his children and servants. The occasion soon turns grim when they discover they must all must spend an entire week at the family estate ? together. It?s all the same old family routine: backbiting, billiards, rumors and innuendo, canings, pantsuits and ham ? until one by one, they start turning up dead. Available worldwide. Item usually ships within 3-5 business days. Price: $14.99 |
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Cinematic Titanic's THE WASP WOMAN – DVD Janice Starlin, purveyor of her own line of cosmetics, finds herself nearing middle-age (in a time when 38 was the new 94). A stranger with an accent and an unnatural love of wasps enters her life and promises her the elixer that will prolong her youth forever - until the wasp becomes the wasped. This version of THE WASP WOMAN has been altered by CINEMA TITAN, L.L.C. The alteration and distribution of this version of THE WASP WOMAN has not been authorized, sponsored by or endorsed by the original proprietors and creators of THE WASP WOMAN. CINEMA TITAN L.L.C. on behalf of itself and its licensees expressly denies and disclaims any affiliation or association of this altered version of the motion picture with the original proprietors and creators or THE WASP WOMAN. Price: $14.99 |
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Cinematic Titanic's DOOMSDAY MACHINE – DVDAmerican spies discover the Chinese have built a weapon capable of destroying planet Earth, a "doomsday machine" if you will, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days. Immediately, Project Astra, a manned U.S. space mission to Venus, is taken over by the military and half of its all-male crew is replaced by women just hours before launch. The reason for this becomes apparent when, shortly after Astra leaves Earth's orbit, said planet is completely destroyed (in a cataclysm of stock footage).
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Cinematic Titanic's THE OOZING SKULL – DVDIn the far-off land of Khalid, President Amir lies on his deathbed. If this revered head-of-state dies, the brutal dictatorship that he has so lovingly cultivated will fall into a dark age of uncertainty and chaos. So, in this moment of crisis, his loyal staff are left with no alternative but to choose the only logical and sensible course of action - to transfer Amir's brain into a younger, healthier, and most importantly, living body.
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Cinematic Titanic TIME TUBE TOUR 2008 T-Shirt
The Cinematic Titanic "TIME TUBE TOUR 2008" T-shirt. If you didn't make it to a live show in 2008, you can pretend you did with this handsome, limited-edition Beefy-T. It's a real snazzy number! |
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Cinematic Titanic T-ShirtProclaim your love for your favorite new movie riffing delivery system with this handsome 100% cotton T-shirt. This black (slimming), short-sleeved shirt has the CT logo on the front and a schematic drawing and explanation of the Time Tube on the back – both printed in white. You've seen the show, now wear it! Click here to get a better look. Item usually ships within 3-5 business days. |
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Autographed 8x10 Cast PhotoWant to get one notch closer to the Cinematic Titanic crew? Adopt this cast photo – (in silhouette, of course) autographed in genuine Sharpie™ by Joel, Trace, J. Elvis, Mary Jo and Frank. It'll look great on… nah, better stick it in your safety-deposit box.
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